May 2013
nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
Somebody hangout with me today. Please.
I love my dog more then anything he is such a good dog. He better last forever.
niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
walterblakeknoblock:
Find someone who says
“there’s no such thing as free lunch”
and then buy them lunch.
oswidge:
pick up line: please
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
my laptop is over heating omg someone help
IM TRYING TO BLOW AIR ON IT TO COOL IT DOWN
my laptop is dying thIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SEXUAL
sudowoodo:
*quietly appreciates you*
penguinhumor:
“Did you finish your homework?”
